Sunday, June 19, 2011

I Need a Tattoo...

I would like to dedicate this post to Jason... cause I went through this traumatic event for his appreciation. 

Yesterday morning, I went for an awesome 14 mile run at recovery pace (I never thought "recovery" and "14 miles" would be used in the same sentence).  It was a lot of fun sharing the miles with friends - including Libby, Robin W, and Shannon.  And we had some unexpected attendees - a couple of armadillos, a snake, and a few rabbits.

But then in the early evening hours, I made the crazy decision to take on something I had never done before.  Something that I'm certain, just days earlier, I had told Jason I would *never* do.  But I did it... I attempted a triathlon.  And for the record... my brother made me do it!  (OK, OK, I volunteered to make a complete and utter fool of myself.)

I went in with this much training:

I waited for the optimal race weather:


I took in completely inappropriate pre-race nutrition:


I put on the classiest tri-suit I could find and checked out the equipment and set up my transition area:


I sized up the competition:

My "I-wanna-go-to-Kona" nephew, Julian.

Little dude nephew, Connor.

My son, Patrick

Then I went for it... first, my most feared event... the swim... sharks attacking from all sides...



(Please note my brother's amusement at spraying water on me... and the fact that *I* am doing this at *his* children's party instead of *him*.) 




Ouch on the knees... but time to get out of this water!!!  (I was the only contestant not appropriate attired.)

Time to head to T1...


Kinda shocked my brother didn't turn the hose on me.



My brother has always encouraged me to take up cycling... there, I did it... on an 18" bike... mind you, I'm 5'11" and most of that is legs. 


Please notice the cheater in yellow... he is not on wheels.  Normally this would be a disadvantage during the "bike" portion... but in this case, trust me, it was an advantage.  And I need to work on my flexibility if I'm going to continue cycling in this manner.


As I headed into T2, my younger nephew was blocking the path.  My compassionate brother yelled "GET OUT OF THE WAY... she's a runner, not a biker, she'll run right over you."  Probably wise words... as I was headed right for him with very little control.  My T2 time was sweet... less than 3 seconds... And check out my choice of minimalist run shoes...


Now... please note my cheating nephew, who is easily 10 ft ahead of me after running the "bike" route, yells to me "Go ahead, try and beat me."  Now, if you've been reading here for awhile, you might know that I have run with my nephew before.  He's fast.  Faster than me... not by a ton, but most definitely faster... and uh, he has a head start.  So unfair... but I can't let him just whip me without even trying.  So I start to go for it...



Can you see our expressions?  Mine is of pain, his is of "Ha ha ha, watch this!!!"  Is that how it's going to be Julian... fine, I'll have to bring out the big weapons... that's right... the ginormous femurs... check out that stride!  Take *THAT* shorty!


But alas, I still couldn't catch him... looks like a tie, but pretty sure he beat me by a few inches... that stinker!  I can't ever seem to come out in front of him.


And I even scored some bling:


Although, I was disappointed there were no aid stations along the route... really, Chris???  ;-)

Fun times and friendly competition was had by all.  (For the record, this was a Summer Party for my Triathlete Nephews - age 4 and 9... *AND* these pictures are of my second attempt because the photos of the first attempt were blurry... I think someone did that on purpose... the things I sacrifice for this blog!!!)

I did it!  I'm a triathlete... do you think it's time for the tattoo???

27 comments:

southernbrims5 said...

HA HA HA!!! Fun times:)

runningonwords said...

Best triathlon ever! I think you should get the tattoo immediately.

Kelly said...

Awesome post! I loved it! You're the craziest, coolest aunt ever!

Jen said...

This is the BEST POST ever!! And the greatest recap. I laughed so hard and just loved it! "Note the cheater in yellow." LOL… Great.

We can get our tattoos together!! :D

Courtney @ I CAN DO THIS said...

I LOVE IT!!!!!
Great recap :)

Kayla said...

LOVE THIS!!

Shannon (IronTexasMommy) said...

So awesome! :)

Shannon (IronTexasMommy) said...

So awesome! :)

Victoria said...

hilarious and adorable!!

Stacie said...

Love this post :) How fun!

Teamarcia said...

Best tri ever!

Helen said...

Love it!

Stephanie Anne said...

haha super cute!

Jason said...

This is awesome. I can't stop laughing. I can't imagine what Richardson Bike Mart said when you brought in the bike for a fitting.

And where is your helmet? WTC rules say you must wear a helm$et and Chris knows this.....

Seriously awesome good times there.

Just hilarious.....

Jen @ Run for Anna said...

haha... Great race recap! :)

marathonmaiden said...

FUN . can we do that when I'm there?!!??!?

Allison said...

This is the BEST post by far... like EVER!!!!!

YOu are a rockstar...now meet us in July for the sprint disco tri - throw on an afro, grab that 18" bike and come on out!!

you are the best!!! hahahahahahahahaha

Richelle said...

LOVE it!

Tri4Success said...

I would like to note that the bike is the same one used by Julian on his first triathlon 2-1/2 years ago. You're following in good footsteps!

Marlene said...

Ahahahaha, oh my gosh, how funny are you?! This is pure awesomeness!!

Lisa said...

FUN!

fancy nancy said...

Oh my word! I love this!!! These pictures are awesome!

Tri4Successmom said...

You are the best Auntie! If you need any tips I am sure the Julian(9) and Connor(4) can give you some.

I am so glad you got to come and enjoy!

Christy said...

Best race report ever!!!!

Fruit Fly said...

That was way too awesome! Reading this was the perfect way to start off my Monday. Looks like so much fun!

Those legs never cease to impress me!

Caratunk Girl said...

Seriously.

Best. Race. Report. Ever.

I love the pic of you on the bike with your knees way out. I wish I was that creative!!

Sara said...

HAHA! BEST. POST. EVER. I'm cracking up at work. Those are awesome photos! It was like I was there cheering you guys on in my head - awesome!!! Thanks for sharing!!